Week 4 Observations

It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to
When McCaffrey scores 47, and Kittle not even two.
Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
But it is, oh, it is

Apologies to Oliver Anthony, but I’m annoyed.

Why do the Cowboys have to keep getting defensive touchdowns such that Dak doesn’t need to throw and CeeDee Lamb gets only six targets? Game flow variance is real, but it can’t be game after game. And they didn’t throw to him even when they were losing last week in Arizona. Just play a normal game where your best receiver gets 12 targets, FFS.

I have Prescott and Brock Purdy in the Primetime, and I’m now 4-for-4 in starting whoever winds up scoring fewer points.

I could bitch about 100 things here, but I won’t. Maybe 10 or 12 at most.

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One thing I just realized in 2023, 45 years too late, is maybe I should let go of my attachment to outcomes, especially when it comes to all matters NFL. It’s just not a beast you can tame and bend to your will. Why do I watch games for hours on end trying to telekinetically control what’s on my TV screen and feeling enraged upon discovering I in fact do not have this power?

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